34 years old.

Born and raised in the Bronx

Melman moved to Manhattan as a young adult. While he’s never left the city since he moved there, he still likes to think of himself as an outsider. In fact, his time in the Bronx makes Henry believe he’s a real wordly guy – really been around.

Melman wasn't as tough or as cool as the rest of his Bronx gang. He was a follower – a hanger-on. However, since no one can check his facts, he rewrites history to position himself as the instigator at the center of all the action.

Melman likes to think he knows something about everything. A snippet of information is enough to encourage Melman to assume the role of the expert. He usually doesn’t really know what he’s talking about, but, occasionally, there can be a great deal of insight in what he says. The only problem is you have to wade through hundreds of lame, ill-conceived observations to get to any good ones.

Melman is not liberal or conservative; he’ll simply take whatever position he thinks will make him look the best.

Melman means well. He likes to be liked. He loves to be loved. He likes to be the center of everyone’s attention.

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