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Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Q: Why didn’t the baseball player score any points?
Q: I have a head and a tail, but I have no legs. What am I?
Q: What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Q: What do cows use to calculate?
Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
Q: What did the duck say to the store clerk?
Q: Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
Q: Why doesn't Cinderella play basketball?
Q: What is hi in the middle and round on the ends?
Q: What do bees use to brush their hair?
Q: Why did the pencil race?
Q: What happened when past, present, and future walked into a store?
Q: Why was the calendar so famous?
Q: Why did the star go out at night?
Q: What did the cop say to the popsicle?
Q: Why does the banana need sunscreen?
Q: What occurs twice in a week, once in year, and never in a day?
Q: Why was the river tired?
Q: What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
Q: Why did the Dalmatian hate playing hide n seek?
Q: Who's the king of the classroom?
Q:Why did the elephants have to leave the beach?
Q: Why is it so hot after a football game?
Q:Round like an apple deep like a cup yet all the kings horses cant pull it up...
Q: What cries but has no eyes and flies but has no wings?
Q:What did the rock say to the geologist?
Q: What do you call a fake horse?
Q:What do you call a bear wearing ear-muffs?
Q: What did the wasp wear to dinner?
Q: What happens to puppies when they drink water too fast?
Q: How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Q:What does a farmer use to count of his cows?
Q: What is a cat's favorite drink?
Q: I wear a white dress and my head is on fire? What am I?
Q: What happened to the wrapping paper when he got distracted?
Q: What do you call an instrument that buzzes?
Q: Where do vampires take a bath?
Q: What type of gum do whales eat?
Q: I have keys but no lock. I have a space but no room. What am I?
Q: Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: I wear a white dress and my head is on fire? What am I?
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? Merry. Merry who?
Q: Why was the cupcake upset?
Q: Your grandparents come to visit and they ask for breakfast. What do you do first?
Q: What is taller than trees but never grows?
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a restaurant?
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert after a meal?
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Q: What do horses say when they are amazed?
Q: What is the richest fish in the world?
Q: What is dragons’ favorite bedtime story?
Q: What do you get when you cross a bambi with a ghost?
Q: What genre of music do rabbits like?
Q: Why did the girl put lip stick on her forehead?
Q: Why couldn’t the ghost lie?
Q: Why is the elephant afraid of the computer?
Q: What is the skeleton’s favorite instrument?
Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
Q: What do hamburgers sit on?
Q: I am gold and sweet, but beware of the danger around me. What am I?
Q: What tree can you put in your hand?
Q: Where do cars go swimming?
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Q: If you give me water I die, if you give me food I survive. What am I?
Q: Why did the animals stop playing card games?
Q: What building weighs the least?
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite dog?
Q: When are most frogs born?
Q: What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
Q: What did the pig say when it was hot outside?
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a rose?
Q: What did the plate say to the other plate?
Q: What kind of food goes to the dump?
Q: If two's company and three's a crowd, what's four and five?
Q: What is the quickest way to double your money?
Q: What do comets say to each other when they meet?
Q: Why don't cheetahs take baths?
Q: What time did the man go to the dentist?
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
Q: What is black, white and read all over?
Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato when they were walking?
Q: Where does salt go before a football game?
Q: What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
Q: Why do rock stars need fans?
Q: How do you make fruit punch?
Q: What do you call an egg that loves April Fool's?
Q: What is a sheep's favorite vacation destination?
Q: What is a cow's favorite food?
Q: What type of gum do whales eat?
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: How do you get to breakfast?
Q: I run but I never walk. I have a bed but I never lie. What am I?
Q: What do pie, bread, and the earth all have in common?
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Q: What did the owl say when he saw you?
Q: What do you call a sunbathing pig?
Q: What is a boxer's favorite drink?
Q: Why is the pine tree bad at knitting?
Q: Why was the bunny eating its bracelet?
Q: What did the flamingo say when it was angry?
Q: Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Q: Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Q: Who is married to Antarctica?
Q: Why was the castle so dark?
Q: Why are A's like flowers?
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Q: Where do bacteria go on vacation?
Q: What is a golf club's favorite drink?
Q: Why couldn't the flower ride its bicycle?
Q: What do you call a boy scout at the beach?
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
Q: Where did the golfer take his family for vacation?
Q: Why do pirates have trouble with the alphabet?
Q: Why did the horse go to the wedding?
Q: What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Q: What do you call a sleeping dino?
Q: Why do fish never get holidays off?
Q: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
Q: What did the pot of gold say to the leprechaun?
Q: Who stole the soap?
Q: Where does success come before work?
Q: Which state serves the worst breakfast?
Q: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
Q: What did a pirate pay for his corn?
Q: What is the strongest creature in the sea?
Q: What is the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?
Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
Q: What's a henway?
Q: What is the most musical part of the chicken?
Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Q: Why couldn't the flower ride its bicycle?
Q: What do you call a boy scout at the beach?
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
Q: Where did the golfer take his family for vacation?

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